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  • dreg-heap:

    dreg-heap:

    Can’t let British people have air conditioning because first they’d call it something twee like “the climate fixer” and then in 20 years they’ll call it “the climb” or “the climmy”

    French kids would call it “le climot”, frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it “machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice”

    (via gaysbashback)

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  • kakemakes:

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    Devils have a bad habit of jealousy~~~

    Do not Repost.  
    Support from Ko-Fi!

    (via drusoona)

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  • hurrakka:

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    No thanks bro

    • 1 day ago
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  • memewhore:

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    (via rose-of-the-underworld)

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  • histerectomy:

    I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

    (via twofingerswhiskey)

    • 2 days ago
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  • k3ii-no:

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    feeling red.

    • 2 days ago
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  • undinoble:

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    I got sad while drawing this bc it downed the fact i never drew them outside of comms :’)

    Patreon | Ko-Fi

    (via tiredsurvivoronmain)

    • 2 days ago
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  • wahoo-shem:

    afterword:

    idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

    One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

    (via cerulean-crow)

    • 3 days ago
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  • eidos-eidos16:

    residentevildash:

    To: professor@schoolname.edu
    Subject: CLASS3290 Question

    are you mad at me

    Yes

    Sent from my Galaxy Dishwasher

    (via memory-mortis)

    • 4 days ago
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  • coffeebrownn:

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    (via crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington)

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