Can’t let British people have air conditioning because first they’d call it something twee like “the climate fixer” and then in 20 years they’ll call it “the climb” or “the climmy”
French kids would call it “le climot”, frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it “machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice”
(via gaysbashback)
No thanks bro
I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me
(via twofingerswhiskey)
feeling red.
I got sad while drawing this bc it downed the fact i never drew them outside of comms :’)
(via tiredsurvivoronmain)
idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol
One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine
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To: professor@schoolname.edu
Subject: CLASS3290 Questionare you mad at me
Yes
Sent from my Galaxy Dishwasher
(via memory-mortis)